J. Light is the new J-WOW!!!

NGray's picture

@LyzzleG on twitter @replied me (@imongraycation) that she's been waxing on new verses to The Judith Light Song.  what i want to know is, who isn't?  i sure do, every ding dong day.  let's make a contest of it!  winner gets a F.U.C.T. tee...  how 'bout it?

so, reflect on these this existing verse...

"Your hair is frosted white,

And I've never met somebody who can wear a pantsuit quite like you,

Judith Light.

And every night,

I'm hoping I can find you on the Lifetime Movie Network or in syndication,

Judith Light."

your goal is to keep the rhyme scheme, and verse structure the same.  leave your entries in our comments. and who knows, maybe the winner will even be featured in an upcoming episode...

get crack-a-lacking/n.gray

 

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whitney-marie's picture

here is my entry. may do another one but yea, this is what i have so far.

 

 

I knew it was meant to be

The moment I saw you on the t.v. screen

You looked like an angel

That came down from above

And at that exact moment

Baby, I knew I was in love

 

Chours-

Your hair frosted white

And I never met a women who

Could wear a pant suit quite like you

Judith Light

Everynight

I am hoping to see you on the

Lifetime movie network or in syndication

Judith Light

 

You made me a better man

since you came into my life

But now it's like someone

Ripped out my heart

And stabbed it with a knife

Judith Light

 

Repeat Chours-

Your hair is frosted white

And I never met a women who

wears a pant suit quit like you

Judith Light

And everynight

I am hoping to find you on the lifetime

Movie network or in

Synidication Judith Light

 

Baby, I think your so sexy

with your bottle cap glasses

and your big hair

Can't you see

Tony Danza has nothin' on me

Where meant to be togther

your meant to be free

just take my hand

so we can live happily

Judith light

 

Repeat Chours-

Your hair is frosted white

And I never met a women who wears

a pant suit quit like you

Judith Light

Everynight

I am hoping to find you on the

Lifetime movie network or in

Synidcation

Judith Light

 

I'll shop until I drop

And even mop

 baby I won't stop

 Tony may have nice hair

but I look good everywhere

Just look at me girl

what do you see

just come back to me

this is my final plead

we are just meant to be

Judith Light

 

 

 

princesslyss2878's picture

one day until the contest ends!

Lau's picture

Hahaha! great fant art Contest!!! The worst thing I'm so but of this kind of creativity, (even less in english!!!) ;P I just draw! 

So good luck to everybody!!!

Lau.

AshleyMartinez's picture

Haha cool contest! I will definitley have to cook up some ideas! And to reply to Kendall's comment about Alyssa, she is a super fantastic team member! :)

Ashley :)

princesslyss2878's picture

Thanks Ashley and Kendall! Definitely glad to be a part of a wonderful team such as this one. I love coming here every day and seeing all the posts and blogs and videos that I've missed from way back! I feel like I belong here. It's a pretty awesome feeling. 

I'll definitely keep spreading the word on Twitter! 

-Alyssa

whitney-marie's picture

i am lovin' the j. light or should i say "J-WOW" songs. funny stuff. keep em' coming.

loren_baldwin's picture

oh dear oh dear, kendall you have an unfair advantage lmao :P

i wish i was that creative, good luck to the winner :D

Kendall's picture

-

On SVU you're full of fight-

Never want to let a crazy sexual offender go free, baby

Judith Light

And If I may-

Sometimes I dream I'm a minimal criminal- just to hear you say,

"Baby, I'm Judith Light"

-

My Hair is Frosted White-

And I bought a crazy pantsuit just like yours, you know-

My Judith Light

But every night

I try to take it off and I get stuck in it for a couple hours or two...

For my Judith Light

-

You're in my bowl of soup-

With my spoon I try to scoop you out and swallow you-

Judith Light

But that's not right-

How in the world could you have fit in that little can? Are you human?

Judith light

 

Haha- not my best- perhaps I'll try again later

Hanne's picture

Haha, this is great K, you made me laugh! And what a superb contest. I was already trying things out with the Judith Light song a little while ago. Good idea to start that again :) Kudos to Nick for the idea!

Kendall's picture

Also just wanted to say - Woohoo Nick! Loving how you've brought the Twittersphere onto SGP, highlighing @LyzzleG- I will include she is consistently spreading the word about SoGoPro over thataway. Quite a fantastic Street Teamer if I may say so!

Loving SoGoPro more than ever folks :) Can't wait to see what you all come up with for this!

princesslyss2878's picture

Thanks Nick!! I feel so cool that i helped inspire this! thanks so much for extending this! i had a song done this morning but i cant sing sooo....it'll have to be through word doc!!  oh wait...it says post it here...here goes...-Lissy

I knew it was meant to be

When I saw you smiling back at me from my TV screen

You have the face of an angel

And I am forever grateful

For you…

Judith Light!

 

CHORUS:

Your hair is frosted white

And I never met a woman who could wear a pant suit quite like you

Judith Light

And every night

I’m hoping I will find you on the Lifetime movie network or in syndication

Judith Light

 

You showed me there’s a brand new life around the bend

And you caused my broken heart to finally mend

Judith Light

You light up my life

But seeing you with Tony Danza

To my heart, just take a big knife!

 

REPEAT CHORUS:

Your hair is frosted white

And I never met a woman who could wear a pant suit quite like you

Judith Light

And every night

I’m hoping I will find you on the Lifetime movie network or in syndication

Judith Light

 

Angela

Have you know I’m hung like Tony Danza?

So won’t you back up on it like an endangered Panda?

Til you can’t stand up

For three days and nights

Judith Light!

 

Simon Speaks this:

Judith, my girl

I need you so

You have my heart, my soul

I’m pretty good with a mop

And a major plus, I like to shop

I’ll help you shine so bright

And I’ll make you see

That there is only one man for you

And that man is me

 

I wish on a star, every night

That one day I’ll have my Judith Lighttttttttt

 

EDIT: had a grammar issue...sorry!

Astrid's picture

Oh dear, a Jersey Shore reference :-/

Might give this a go if creativity allows, how long do we have?

NGray's picture

this contest ends same day as Fan Art contest, Monday, April 19th...

#goodlookingout

NGray's picture

and i'm realizing now it didn't register on the home page (paging Ali...), but the F.U.C.T. Fan Art Contest - Vol. II was extended to Monday, April 19th.  send your entries to SoGoProContact@gmail.com for your chance to win a F.U.C.T. tee...!

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